We all know why [the ...

We all know why [the generals] are so critical of the defense secretary. They\'re being defensive because they weren\'t able to implement his brilliant plan [on screen: Operation \'Greet Us As Liberators\']. It was so simple: Go in with 100,000 troops, topple the regime, everybody loves us, and we leave by Easter 2003. These ex-military men have their right to their opinions, that\'s fine. They just shouldn\'t voice them during a war [on screen: \'Loose Lips Sink Approval Ratings\']
We all know why [the generals] are so critical of the defense secretary. They're being defensive because they weren't able to implement his brilliant plan [on screen: Operation 'Greet Us As Liberators']. It was so simple: Go in with 100,000 troops, topple the regime, everybody loves us, and we leave by Easter 2003. These ex-military men have their right to their opinions, that's fine. They just shouldn't voice them during a war [on screen: 'Loose Lips Sink Approval Ratings']
 Stephen Colbert

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